SPOONMAN: Ballad of a Bonehead!

It's a typical Wednesday. Your asshole of a boss wants you to go grab a crowbar so you can open the generator room before the hotel you work at goes up in flames. So you head down to the hardware store, but they're sold out. Then you step in some broken glass and cut your foot. Then a homeless dude tries to sell you a crappy robot suit. And THEN a necromancer mistakes you for one of her minions and you're stuck in her creepy witch's hut!

Yep, it's just a typical, crappy day on Pen Island...

SPOONMAN! 

COME TOGETHER WITH YOUR HANDS*!

This game is an RPG mixed with a Point 'n' Click Adventure Game, inspired by the likes of Sam & Max, Bebder Game: Bebder than the Rest, and Mario Quest 2 to name a few.

Talk to everyone and everything! If you get stuck, then go talk to folks again! There's multiple ways to get through each act of the game, and they even affect the ending ever so slightly!

This game is Rated 18+! 

Strong Language, Sexual Themes, Crude Humor, and an island in the shape of a dong! No actual nudity or anything major, though (c'mon, I got a LITTLE class)!

Multiple Endings and, you've probably heard this before, but choices matter! You'll be able to see the results of your decisions affect the world in helpful(?) ways!

Don't wanna do any RPG fighting? You don't have to! You can completely avoid the RPG side of things if you really want to (but it'll take a few brain cells to make it work)!

Want to do RPG Fighting and play it like a normal RPG? You can, but be warned: there's no grand final attacks or anything fancy like that. The max level is 10 and requires killin' 100 monstars (goes by quicker than ya think)!

To see EVERYTHING in the game will take about 3ish hours, and if you really know what you're doin' the game takes between 10 and 20 minutes to beat! Examine everything and talk to everyone!

Trigger Warning: game contains a scary italian plumber :'[

Rather play a better RPG? Go play Mario Quest 2 or Bebder Game: Bebder than the Rest!

Oh, and if you plan on streamin' this game, there's a few spots in the game where your VOD will get muted due to copyrighted music! Please read the included readme file to know where to mute that audio! (it'll be as spoiler free as it can be!)

*Note: No actual spoons are in this game